Secret goverment operatives

just get easier and easier to spot.

Mixed messages?

Or unscrupulous advertising?

Spoil sport

Now thats just not playing fair.

Priorities

Stop petting the sign, its sharp. Oh and by the way certain doom is ahead.

Novel advertisment

It may appeal to the sucidal show offs but I'm pretty sure its going to be counterintuitive for everyone outside the loony bin.

I hope not.

Seems the schemes to cut down costs get more and more outlandish, in the literal sense of course.