Rebel

How to die and pay for the privilege

Ha, you'll be dead and still owe us money. Can't imagine it'll be that easy to get the cash. I wouldn't want to be that person who had to go up to the grieving relatives at the funeral and say

"I'm sorry for the loss of so and so, but really he does still owe us $200 for the whole dying incident. Any chance you could get him to cough it up anytime soon?"

I especially like the little detail of the skulls of death surrounding the fine and not the instant death warning. Money really is high up on the priority list it seems.

Best designed car?

The lengths some people go to get that perfect snazzy design.

Ironic conicidence or ironic villainy?

Of course it brings up the question whether or not the sign itself is classed as rubbish, and if it wasn't before is it now? It would be a bit like a person walking about life with a great big tattoo saying 'destroy all humans', which by the way sounds pretty cool. At least until a gulliable eager to please space alien comes along.

don't drink the water!

The power of names

The reason why I'm not naming my habitat 'smouldering pit of hell where all shall suffer a gruesome death involving marmite' as much as I like the ring of it.

When you don't quite think through your argument

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