Well that's reassuring

Natural Selection in action

Double messages?

Mixed messages?

Or unscrupulous advertising?

Spoil sport

Now thats just not playing fair.

Priorities

Stop petting the sign, its sharp. Oh and by the way certain doom is ahead.

I hope not.

Seems the schemes to cut down costs get more and more outlandish, in the literal sense of course.

Rebel

How to die and pay for the privilege

Ha, you'll be dead and still owe us money. Can't imagine it'll be that easy to get the cash. I wouldn't want to be that person who had to go up to the grieving relatives at the funeral and say

"I'm sorry for the loss of so and so, but really he does still owe us $200 for the whole dying incident. Any chance you could get him to cough it up anytime soon?"

I especially like the little detail of the skulls of death surrounding the fine and not the instant death warning. Money really is high up on the priority list it seems.